On the first day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
A large Debt on annex3.

On the second day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3.

On the third day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Three GIF files,
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3.

On the fourth day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Four-gin e-mail,
Three GIF files,
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3.

On the fifth day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Five modem hours,
Four-gin e-mail,
Three GIF files,
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3.

On the sixth day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Six password changes,
Five modem hours,
Four-gin e-mail,
Three GIF files,
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3.

On the seventh day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Seven MUDdin sessions,
Six password changes,
Five modem hours,
Four-gin e-mail,
Three GIF files,
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3.

On the eighth day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Eigth jobs a-fork()ing,
Seven MUDdin sessions,
Six password changes,
Five modem hours,
Four-gin e-mail,
Three GIF files,
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3.

On the ninth day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Nine nights of hacking,
Eigth jobs a-fork()ing,
Seven MUDdin sessions,
Six password changes,
Five modem hours,
Four-gin e-mail,
Three GIF files,
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3.

On the tenth day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Ten megs o' disk space,
Nine nights of hacking,
Eigth jobs a-fork()ing,
Seven MUDdin sessions,
Six password changes,
Five modem hours,
Four-gin e-mail,
Three GIF files,
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3.

On the eleventh day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Eleven counts of su'ing,
Ten megs o' disk space,
Nine nights of hacking,
Eigth jobs a-fork()ing,
Seven MUDdin sessions,
Six password changes,
Five modem hours,
Four-gin e-mail,
Three GIF files,
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3.

On the twelfth day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Twelve ypmatch'es,
Eleven counts of su'ing,
Ten megs o' disk space,
Nine nights of hacking,
Eigth jobs a-fork()ing,
Seven MUDdin sessions,
Six password changes,
Five modem hours,
Four-gin e-mail,
Three GIF files,
Two shared accounts,
And a large Debt on annex3!

On the thirteenth day of crackdown,
         Van Epp accused of me:
Message from vanepp on fraser (ttyr1) [ Wed Oct 26
22:08:50 ] ...
I would strongly advise that you not continue this
unscholarly song.

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